Stop in to Jack’s and see all the damage from our recent bad weather. Evidently a Tornado touched down in the parking lot, and caused significant damage to our restaurant.
Okay, it always looked like a Tornado hit the place. But, it could happen. So, stop by soon for a bite and a cold one, before it does.
If you love Jack’s, please help us out by telling all your wimpy friends, that have not come out to Jack’s yet, what a great place it is. Tell them how terrific the food is, and how much fun you had.
Stretch the truth a bit, and tell them that you won a car in our daily car give-away. And that you donated it to a family in need. They will admire you even more, and we will get a new customer. It is a win-win.