I would like to take this opportunity to thank the 27′ooo people that stopped by our site in the last 75 days or so. I appreciate your time, and your interest in our site. I am just left to wonder why many of you folks have not bought a ticket, and checked out our shows.
We offer top notch shows with national headliners, that are sure to please. And we have a schedule of shows unrivaled by any club anywhere. So. If you have been thinking about coming, now is the time. We guarantee that you will have a great time.
In addition, enjoy these added benefits;
An improved sex life…….you might meet someone hot at the show.
You will be healthier…….If you were not at the show, you would probably be in a smoke filled bar, listening to really loud music sucking down Yager bombs.
Longer Life. ……..In 20 years, no one has ever died in our club. So, odds are you will live at least till you leave.
Great advice from our knowledgeable staff……..since most of our comedians are dirt poor, we can offer you great advice on how to get by with little or no money.
Stay tuned to this space for more great reasons to come out and have a great time at Coconuts. Or, better yet, call 727.741.8014, and make a reservation for our next hilarious show.